32 All-Beef Facts About Fast Food That Some Special Sauce Should Help Slide Down Your Gullet
Down the hatch!
Is it too much to call sauce “food lube”? If it is, our editors will have probably deleted that. If they did, then that line about our editors deleting it probably won’t make much sense as the first line of a blurb.
Anywho, whether you got to read that first line or not, we just wanted to paint a picture of condiments and special sauces helping what would otherwise be dry food get down your throat a little easier. Then we wanted to compare that picture to a picture of these once-dry fast-food facts sliding nicely into your brain.
We sauced ‘em up so good that your brain is gonna need a fat mitt of napkins!
The McJordan
Arby’s
Burger King’s Halloween Burger
Buffalo Wild Wings
Jack in the Box
McDonald’s Next
McLobster
Hardee’s
McDonaldland Characters
Bigfoot Pizza
Dunkin’ Donuts
Ronald McDonald
Burger King’s Tiny Burgers
Jack in the Box Frings
I’m Lovin’ It Jingle
Colonel Sanders
Dave Thomas (Yes, Him Again)
Dave Thomas
In-N-Out Salaries
The Woman Who Claimed to Find a Finger in Her Wendy’s Chili
In-N-Out
Dairy Queen
The Number of Starbucks and McDonald’s Combined
Free Tacos for the Entire Planet!
TGI Friday’s Mistletoe Drone
Burger King’s Clown Fixation
Happy Meal Toothpaste
Waffle House
The Moldy Whopper
The Left-Handed Whopper
Source: TIME
The Matoon, Illinois Burger King Ban
Source: Atlas Obscura