55 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of May 2025

‘He’s like if a quokka wished to become human’
55 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of May 2025

Days after Shane Gillis blamed Tate McRae and her fans for his most recent SNL monologue being a bomb, the Canadian pop star found herself in the hot seat yet again — this time for creating the ultimate NPC track. 

McRae, with help from God’s Country.”

“Can’t wait to hear this for the first time while checking out of CVS with my fiber supplement in 2028,” one Twitter joked of the controversial collaboration

Until then, though, they can the time with this month’s funniest digital burns, the wildest of which skewer Barry Keoghan’s theme-park gig, San Francisco’s required reading and what distinguishes cokeheads from crackheads. 

brody @tisthedamnbrody.1 14h s ... and i will be following her instructions MOTOR CIT @PopBase 14h Pop Base Ava Max announces new album 'Don't Click Play' out August 22nd. 10 255 7.2K 141K
Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans . 17h s ... DAD Online Dad, did you go to the same school as me? YES The same school as you, only 35 years ago Why do you ask? Well, Mrs. Johnson said today that she hasn't seen an idiot like me in 35 years 29 205 4.8K 156K
leparagadi. @kuanele_ - . 19h ... you're about to have the best 3 weeks of your life Reabetswe. @Reabie_.21h I'm on a date with a talking stage, he just received a call, he answered I'm on a date with my woman, I'll call you back Haibo 245 5K 49K 1.4M
Feru @ferupity . 22h G ... This looks like when ppl clean up ocean pollution @stickygoons . 2 22h Fyr لا Y'all better pull up while it's here! 252 6.7K 74K del 1.6M
Fiona Small @FionaSmall May 1 G ... Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI the ONION Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy . A Apr 30 Zuckerberg explaining how Meta is creating personalized Al friends to supplement your real ones: The average American has 3 1:52 friends, but has demand for 15. 6 2K 24K 438K
s ally @oceanblevards May 1 ... wait they should make me an oscar voter ally @oceanblevards . May 1 haven't seen a single film released in 2025 and it's may PHYSICS CALÇALUS cinephile... I have failed you. 33 4.5K 108K 1M
CROW @crowbrss 17h ... obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake @oocculture . 17h papaya peach pineapple banana spring water maca powder and raw honey post workout smoothie 219 7.8K 90K del 2.7M
Danielle Fong @DanielleFong 19h ... this would make so many people into the joker NEWS NewsWire WIRE @NewsWire_US . 23h Democrats cautiously open door to another Harris run in 2028-The Hill ESIDENT OF THE UN 54 2K 21 150K
josephine gordone levitte @fetalgeniuss . 22h ... Villanova getting to put the Pope on their Notable Alumni list....Notre Dame should just give up atp 13 412 10K 322K
Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada.N May 11 0 ... You buried your mom in her ex's golf course. #MothersDay Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump May 14, 2017 Happy Mother's Day to my incredible mom, Ivana. And to my children, thank you for giving me the gift of motherhood. You are my inspiration! 734 3K 34K 892K
O ... CHELLY @Chellyonce May 11 Poor woman, totally pointless because during the movie nobody even notices that liv @forcersei May 10 Replying to @forcersei rosamund pike had to gain and lose 12 pounds three times over the course of a 100-day production to play amy at different times in her life. 113 4K 160K del 3.6M
cat @rs_parasite May 11 ... not even online prositution is free from this fucking art style tryst  or Sign up .link Home of the independent escort within 30mi A city or postcode Search MORE FILTERS 1 602 16K 42 211K
neya @lilybilysily . May 10 ... You don't respect your own decisions and you lack boundaries Daisy $ Findom @Httpdaisyy . May 9 How am in a car with a man i have blocked on everything ????!!!! 326 23K 260K 6.7M
0 ... @clarejtbirch 18h clare with cramming before entering san francisco A FLAT Quarter Mi FR polysecure PLACE Super Simple So, I'm Attachment, Trauma and CB moving through Consensual Nonmonogamy Autistic empty landscapes, morning complex trauma Jessica Fern adidal Satya - with o foreword by Eve Rickert and Nore Samaran Doyle Sarah O'Brien NOREEN MASUD JOF Buock PSYCHOLOGY YORK / The A WeCan DoHard Things Jonathan The Anx TABLETOP ROLE-FL AYING Magnificent STACI K. HAINES THES NAKED MIND CONTEO RECOVOS Haidt EPSYCHULUG is Girls and Their Monsters flow Minds Gene E THE REAL Outliers Blink TEMPLE GRANDIN THINKING IN F How the Gr mindset DRIVEN TO
h O @fallnalien 20h ... the way they never post recent pictures of him soph @taylicent . 21h and i hope that terrible show gets canceled 5m courtneyeaton ... X
Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas 20h ... Is this the single most influential online Star Wars post in history gomjabbar Follow every time a new Star War movie or show is announced all the fans are like OMG Glup Shitto is back 28,240 notes 66 2.7K 60K 874K
100%HATERPROOF @MajorsDaddy_35 - 8 8h G ... Ya lawyer and ya uncle Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369 - 18h SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE OF A COKE HEAD & A CRACKHEAD 176 4.2K 20K del 865K
Black @LilithBlack25 . M May 14 ... Why not let the Sun decide who's the native here by standing outside for one hour ? Ryan James Girdusky @RyanGirdusky - May 12 White people arrived in South Africa before the Zulus. x.com/ogbenidemola/s... 2K 17K 148K 5.2M
Trev @Tokyo_Trev . May 15 ... I'm the first person in my bloodline to ever read such a question d @hotfunn22 . May 14 how do circumcised ppl sneak food into a movie theater 296 20K 221K 6.3M
gator @mrdarcyisasimp . May 13 One time I dated a guy that I was so out of his league his parents accused me of being a hooker 22 182 5.2K 88K
Teehee @obama_runtz May 14 ... Pull up bro we eating kale and Lemons Daily Clairo @clairodailys May 13 Clairo with friends via CJ Harvey's instagram stories so many sweeties in our home
danial @feeIcompIete - May 12 .. matcha kind of turning into lean for white people 99 5.4K 57K del 1.3M
Eren @erenfromtargets . 17h ... Parody  Bensone Boone & Lola Young fans fighting on the timeline- Battle of Mid 4 Jun 1942-7 Jun 1942 Videos Overview 104 487 8.4K 173K
Redd IRIS @ReddCinema 17h ... Common cold would run through that bitch like a tomb raider omg lumi @ilylumii. 1 17h This is a GREAT idea. Why not put child care centers in retirement homes? TikTok e friendshipvillagelowa 0:06 2.4K 60 43K 814K
Everything Out Of Con... @Everything... May 17 s ... Includes Hash Browns Small Coffee McCafé Canada sucks because half the country speaks French and the other half lets them 363 7.8K 214K del 2.9M
@kelelastan May 17 ... Fetch the bolt cutters wasn't even that good anyway POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave May 17 Ty Dolla Sign shares petition to pardon Tory Lanez. NEW Pardon Tory Lanez: Urge Governor Newsom to Correct a Deep Injustice Free tory 180,089 Verified signatures 92 1.4K 29K 1.1M
doomer @uncledoomer. May 16 ... its called central park not left side park City Aesthetics @cityaestheticss May 15 Hot take: Central Park should have been placed on the Hudson River. 244 18K 463K del 8.8M
ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns May 18 G ... Taking my They Live glasses on and off but it's the same thing Gunton Blurpus @CentipedeMouse May 17 COMING PLUS amo WE MAKE STOP HIRING HUMANS ARTISAN The Era of Al Employees Is Here SPESS a IT'SUGAR® YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY YOU NO CINI Gifts 42 nd St. NUTRITIONAL WANT VALUE CURRE DEL IT ADDED ITSUBAR KING WORLD'SLARGEST SUBRES TEA RY GIFTS NA STA GM CANDY 42 2.3K 23K 482K
jay @fwj6y . 8h ... the looks like raw hamburger patties with seasoning @eternitygoon 8h Y'all eating one of these strawberry snickerdoodle cookies? Chocolate over Meda Chocolate 224 4K 75K del 2M
Babbi's Last Chance @Babbitadori 22h S ... You know how much u got to be outside to have a fav bouncer? Bria @0010001010 . I May 18 behind every hot girl is her favorite bouncer 69 3 Я E 108 7.1K 169K del 4.6M
Tee @teeelatricee May 19 s ... They need to add this Mohawk to the charges. 1.4K 12K 87K del 2.9M
ra loves phoenix @oohgemini. 14h ... IM LOSING MY SHIT LMFAOO alec @stomachelves.5 59m ... idk what's dumber this guy's real name or his fake name POP GRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.7h Role Model aka Tucker Pillsbury s Lena Dunham's Netflix rom-com 'GOOD SEX.' Не will star alongside Mark Ruffalo & Natalie Portman. 11 276 12K 147K
O Riley_Rotbrain @lgbtfootporn May 19 ... If we scanned elons brain it will just be this Arcade Assassin @arcade_assassin May 18 Did I just find the DANKEST meme of 2025? it keanu reeves s reddit, we can defeat t*ktok And thats a fact Everyone liked that Reddit... Assemble WHOLESOME 100 854K 49 3.2K 77K
low yield lucy @picotop 18h how many suits you own based on your industry: finance: 5-10 tech: 1-2 crypto: 0 then 5 once your trial starts 35 283 7.2K 184K
dream song 4 G ... @chickenpaprika villain in a Disney movie where the protagonist is a dog R Leading Report @LeadingReport May 17 BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom is reportedly considering a presidential run in 2028, per AP. 11:17 PM May 21, 2025 481.8K Views 19 459 10K 222
G ... mariana @pastapilled.10h Willem Dafoe Don't say that 31 1.1K 17K del 249K
Blake TM @NeilNevins 18h G ... i try to live my life so that when I die, they're not making documentaries about me where scientists are going this was a stupid, stupid man every time it cuts to a picture of me N Netflix UK & Ireland N @NetflixUK 22h The deeper you look, the darker it gets. TITAN: THE OCEANGATE DISASTER is coming to Netflix on 11 June. NETFLIX Stockton saw an opportunity 1:00 to restart tourist visits to Titanic. 20 3.6K 49K del 910K
Will Burge O ... @WillBurge Being 24 and still only making JV teams is a TOUGH scene FOX Fox 8 News Follow ... X 8 18m N EW The suspect even played on the school's JV soccer and swim teams, according to the school district. Read the full story, here -- https://tinyurl.com/3pbpk29j 24-year-old suspect enrolled at Ohio high school, allegedly posing as teen for more than a year FOX 8 NEWS 9:26 AM.May 21, 2025 1M Views
sadie @skeletongraves - May 21 ... he's like if a quokka wished to become human adidas 55 3K 54K del 959K
G ... Sean Doherty @seandoherty 17h can't wait to hear this for the first time while checking out of CVS with my fiber supplement in 2028 Pop Base @PopBase 23h Tate McRae earns her first #1 hit on the Billboard Hot 100, with 'What I Want' with Morgan Wallen. 2 179 6.2K 103K
caleb @rabbitechoes. 22h G ... spending over $400 for a record just to press ur thumb right into the grooves Coco @johncocojr - May 25 Final verdict $425. For me worth it, call me crazy GALENS And رسية CHe LA MIK - AKIA LAWE . A LESA wit SELON SU 120 1.7K 69K del 2.6M
gaby @gabydvj 4d : i'm at my brother's high school graduation and they just said the salutatorian has a 10.43 GPA. how do you even do that. especially given that, no offense, none of these kids know how to read 772 4,714 186K 8.8M
@doubtpointv2 16h ... Still laughing at this like imagine being a senior citizen and your ex situationship from 60 years ago is in the news making fun of you irix @queerbobdylan . м May 28 LMAOOOO... she's right though Joan Baez Thinks Timothée Chalamet Was Too Clean to Play Bob Dylan The iconic musician opens up about her detachment from Dylan, her political 122 5K 89K
Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates 15h ... Right-wingers are about to start up nostalgia for 5 months ago Joseph @MingAutocrat May 28 Early Trump 2 doesn't feel real anymore M 540K 40 983 33K
t'es woke toi ! @nonbinaryplants May 27 G ... What else did you expect in a place called Salesforce Park paula @paularambles. May 27 eating sushi in salesforce park, listening to the woman next to me use chatgpt to rehearse her breakup conversation 47 2.2K 65K 1.5M
tina hand @tinacantdrive May 3 S ... so is windex Michael @CyrusSmileyy_ May 2 She's Not Him is so underrated Playing Next Library 5G She's Not Him E EDENC MILDO Miley.Cyrus Younger Now -3:31 0:03 + LO AUTO LO 19 587 33K del 1M
Images That Make You Feel... @ManMi... May 4 O ... F 5 Awards Walked in to a bar, in Australia. Ordered a beer and then the bartender noticed i'm American. I asked, was it the accent or my choice of Budweiser beer? Не said, because ur the fattest fuck i have ever seen in my life mate ... Reply 3.7k 64 3.7K 108K del 2.2M
edna @edna_days . 17h S ... those are leaves POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.23h Tate McRae stuns in new photo: Touching grass. 14 318 11K dil 250K
baby doxxer @youwouldntpost. 1h ... this lady really can't take a shit without letting the world know about it @NancyMace. 7h Nancy Mace Spotted in Austin: All gender restroom. On a recent trip to Texas. Um, no. There are only two. Hold the line. Biology isn't bigotry. 3386 ALL GENDER RESTROOM ٠,٦٩ II 7 42 1.1K del 24K
- Americana at Brand Me... @americaname... 17h s ... The ride operators at the Mummy ride at Feder THE GALLERA Universal Studios: 13 212 2.8K del 97K
arianators wildin @arianatorswildt. May 7 ... when does her visa expire Pop Base @PopBase May 7 'Emily In Paris' Season 5 is now in production at Netflix. 531 321K 25K del 8.4M
drasi @AlalaPosting May 8 Engineers immediately after finishing their undergrad: mau @rllydu . May 7 i i need an evil job. any evil jobs hiring? 114 7.6K 111K 2.4M
Paul Blest @pblest . 2 22h ... Was the pope born in Chicago sounds like a joke from the 40s 3 95 3.3K 26K
Aes @AesPolitics1 15h ... Не cheated on her with a pornstar FLOTUS Report @MELANIAJTRUMP . 23h Не loves her so much gettyimages Credit: JIM WATSON 2213405101 4.8K 107K 1.1K del 2.4M
joowon @n0w00j 18h ... i love how we invented the term project manager to make it acceptable for adults to be absolutely useless 89 334 5.2K 208K

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