30 TV and Movie Insults That Are Gonna Leave a Mark

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30 TV and Movie Insults That Are Gonna Leave a Mark

“Oh snap!” is what you’ll be saying multiple times in the very near future. Does anyone say “oh snap!” anymore? If not, we’re about to give that exclamation a serious comeback.

Ooh, speaking of comebacks, here are a few spicy gems for you now…

30 Rock

... TELL US NOW. 30 ROCK S G T WITH TRACY OROA Submitted by Noah U., Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking. CRACKED.COM

Blackadder

... TELL US NOW. BLACKADDER Submitted by Tanya W., You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be. CRACKED.COM

Community

... TELL US NOW. COMMUNITY Submitted by Noah U., You are the AT&T of people. CRACKED.COM

Firefly

... TELL US NOW. FIREFLY Submitted by Noah U., Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. CRACKED.COM

Frasier (Again)

... TELL US NOW. FRASIER Submitted by Jerry D., Niles: Are you calling me pretentious? Daphne: You'd eat a worm if it had a French name! CRACKED.COM

Al Bundy

... TELL US NOW. MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Submitted by Corey L., Marcy: Good, now you can put that metal plate back in your head. Although that's a lot like putting a lid on an empty jar. Al: Or a bra on you. CRACKED.COM

Married... With Children

... TELL US NOW. MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Submitted by Mike R, Peggy: Did you miss me? Al: With every bullet so far. CRACKED.COM

M*A*S*H

... TELL US NOW. M*A*S*H Submitted by Noah U., Frank: I know I'm a real asset. Hawkeye: You're only off by two letters. CRACKED.COM

SpongeBob SquarePants

... TELL US NOW. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS Submitted by David А., If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar. CRACKED.COM

Weeds

... TELL US NOW. WEEDS Submitted by Michael А., Andy and Doug debate what the taint is actually called. Lupita walks in. Andy: What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole? Lupita: The coffee table. CRACKED.COM

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

... TELL US NOW. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER Submitted by Robert E., Nice dress. Good to know you've seen the softer side of Sears. CRACKED.COM

Frasier

... TELL US NOW. FRASIER Submitted by Jonathan В., Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now...I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. Thank you for your call. CRACKED.COM

Sherlock Holmes

... TELL US NOW. SHERLOCK HOLMES Submitted by Lydia В., Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street. CRACKED.COM

The Golden Girls

... TELL US NOW. THE GOLDEN GIRLS Submitted by Stephanie N., Sophia: May you put your dentures in upside down and chew your head off! Angela: May your legs have grown old and gnarled and withered like an olive branch! Sophia: May your moles grow hair thicker than Jerry Vale's! Angela: May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta! CRACKED.COM

The Office

... TELL US NOW. THE OFFICE Submitted by Noah U., Michael: If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice. CRACKED.COM

Casablanca

... TELL US NOW. CASABLANCA Nominated by Mark P. Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought, I probably would. CRACKED.COM

Brick

... TELL US NOW. BRICK - RSR ASA Nominated by John L. Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you. CRACKED.COM

Excessive Baggage

... TELL US NOW. EXCESSIVE BAGGAGE Nominated by Paul H. Vincent: How stupid do you think I am? Emily: I don't know. How stupid is there? CRACKED.COM

As Good As It Gets

... TELL US NOW. AS GOOD AS IT GETS Nominated by Mary S. Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get? CRACKED.COM

Home Alone

... TELL US NOW. HOME ALONE Nominated by Gabe F. I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass! CRACKED.COM

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

... TELL US NOW. FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Nominated by Joan C. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself. CRACKED.COM

Napoleon Dynamite

... TELL US NOW. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE Nominated by Tom J. Deb: I'm trying to earn money to go to college. Kip: Your mom goes to college. CRACKED.COM

Legally Blonde

... TELL US NOW. LEGALLY BLONDE Nominated by Mary S. Warner: You got into Harvard Law? Elle: What? Like it's hard? CRACKED.COM

Mallrats

... TELL US NOW. MALLRATS CLOSED Customer CO Ca aons DAVI Nominated by A.M.J. Shannon: You wanna say something? Brodie: Yeah. About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand it all. CRACKED.COM

Last of the Mohicans

... TELL US NOW. LAST OF THE MOHICANS Nominated by David В. Duncan, you are a man with a few irable qualities, but taken as a whole, I was wrong to have thought so highly of you. CRACKED.COM

Oliver and Company

... TELL US NOW. OLIVER AND COMPANY Nominated by Rachael А. Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence? CRACKED.COM

The Ref

... TELL US NOW. THE REF Nominated by Jeremy В. You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas? A big, wooden cross. So anytime you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it. CRACKED.COM

Pirates of the Caribbean

... TELL US NOW. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN Nominated by Jamie S. Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: Yeah, but you have heard of me. CRACKED.COM

Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure

... TELL US NOW. PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE Nominated by Mark z. I know you are, but what am I? CRACKED.COM

They Live

... TELL US NOW. THEY LIVE Nominated by Brad H. I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. CRACKED.COM

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