The Middle Ages
It's a shame we don't call them “The Dark Ages” anymore, because “how middle were they?” jokes just don't have the same ring to them. See, turns out the “dark ages” weren't all that dark, what with all those Medieval food was mushy and plain.
Gee, if nothing was like we pictured, Coats of arms are so silly. We're talking less “flayed man” and more “blindfolded cheetah.” God bless whatever forgotten-to-history goofball thought that one up.
