24 of People’s Sincere Yet Stupid Beliefs

‘If Earth is spinning then why is my front door always facing east?’
24 of People’s Sincere Yet Stupid Beliefs

Look, when you’re reading the following collection of extremely joy these people are bringing to conversations by perfectly missing one critical piece of information.

This is a time when everybody likes to think they know everything, and even if they don’t, they can quickly look it up. So in the case of these people, and their mental misfires that were shared by Redditors, I simply envy their carefree lifestyle that allows for confusion at water’s ability to flow north. 

Unless they’re being a dick about it, in which case, point and laugh to your heart’s content. 

tommyhashbrown 2y ago A guy I work with said that a football referee runs over the distance of a marathon during a game. I pointed out that a football game was only 90 minutes long and that the marathon record was just over two hours so that would be impossible. Не said it was possible, because a football referee changes direction a lot during a game, and it all adds up.
BlakeMP . 2y ago English teacher here. Once, while showing my class the Leonardo DiCaprio version of Romeo and Juliet, | had a student stare at the screen in utter confusion for half the movie before she said, How can he be in this movie? Не died in Titanic.
FunkyKong147 . 2y ago At age 27, my friend said that he had gotten into a fight with his girlfriend because he knew that his parents didn't have to have sex to conceive him, his mom got pregnant with him because they got married.
sigmaswan35 . 2y ago Yeah bro, it says carbonated because they removed the carbs while standing in line at a drugstore. Best eavesdrop of my life.
HerNamelsRain . 2y ago Can you email me back the PDF | emailed you? It's my only copy.
zgreelz 2y ago If I don't finish all my eggs within two weeks I throw them out. I don't want the light in the fridge to make them hatch. You know those eggs aren't fertilized right? And also the light goes off when you close the door. Huh?
msspider66 2y ago Someone I know argued with me that I do not live anywhere near Canada. Не got pretty nasty about it too. When I showed him proof he said well I only know Texas. I live right outside of Detroit, Michigan. Closer to Canada that I am to any other state. I have also had a few people argue with me that I do not live in the eastern time zone. I guess they know better than someone who actually lives here.
420stoner332 . 2y ago I was stationed in  in the late 80's- 90's. Every thanksgiving multiple dudes would be perplexed as to why the Germans didn't celebrate? A dude once told me he was excited to celebrate the 4th with the Germans and asked if they did fireworks? I love you my brothers, but some of you are dumb.
Curious_Knowbody . 2y ago How can Hawaii and Alaska have such different temperatures when they are right next to each other on the map?
bestem 2y ago When I was a kid (and on and off when I was older, until after it was decommissioned) my dad worked at a nuclear power plant. I was mentioning this to a college-aged coworker at one point (I think I was telling a story about take your daughter to work day, or something) and coworker stops me. Wait, those are really real? I stopped talking, at a loss for words. I then had her repeat what she wanted to know. Nuclear power plants are actually real things? I thought they were made up for like The Simpsons.
Tassiebarwench . 2y ago A guide dogs job is to drive the car for the blind person. 20 years later and she'll still argue the point.
hi_im_watson . 2y ago I was on a date at an art museum. The painting tag said who it was made by the title and made Circe 1600 and she said do you think the earth was even around back then? You just never really know
HalfGreek 2y ago Her - Where are you from? Me - 'l was born in Athens Greece Her - blank look... ... . Really? Me - Yes, why? Her - I thought Greece was a myth like Hercules
By0z . 2y ago Blueberry muffins you buy premade don't have any blueberries in them. Blueberries cost too much. They dye bees blue because they have the same texture and use them. Не has 'explained it to multiple people multiple times.
9penguin9 . 2y ago Some random girl on the elevator pointed out how ridiculous it is that we had a button for the floor we were already on.... ...people who build shit are so stupid, she said with 100% seriousness
natsugrayerza . 2y ago In college my teaching assistant in my dinosaurs class insisted that roadrunners weren't real and laughed at me for suggesting it as an answer for a bird that runs fast. But the real dummy was me because I've seen one in real life and I still said oh ok.
SuvenPan . 2y ago If earth is spinning then why my front door is always facing east?
 . 2y ago . Edited 2y ago Knew a grown woman with 2 kids who absolutely believed that you burn 2000 calories when you orgasm. She would fight you over over this.
69MikeHoncho42069 . 2y ago I work in construction and my rigger told me he doesn't believe in gravity with 100% seriousness mind you his job is to rig tens of thousands of pounds of steel so it doesn't fall when moving it with a crane
 .. 2y ago Fish aren't animals, they're mammals.
Rollin_Soul_0 . 2y ago Women have 6 ovaries - My 46 year old sister.
TinyGreenTurtles . 2y ago I knew that from the gecko. Then proceeded to argue that it was definitely gecko and not get-go. PS - I now ONLY say from the gecko because that shit's hilarious.
TheHearseDriver 2y ago Got into an argument with a guy that thought limes were unripe lemons. Не had so much conviction that by the end I was beginning to question my own knowledge. That's how they get ya!
HerNamelsRain 2y ago At one of my first jobs as a graphic designer, a client called me into his office and pulled up a photo he took. Не then asked me if I could turn it around. No, not rotate it, but turn the viewpoint around. Не wanted to see what was behind the camera when he originally took the photo....

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